SOOTHE

$132.00

Relax, take it easy. 15 bottles of our most anti-stress & anti-inflammatory concoctions, aimed to help facilitate 2-4 days of legit Rest & Recovery. Add a bottle of our 1500mg HEMP EXTRACT to really take the edge off.

What you get: 2 Clay Shooter, 2 Kill Shot, 2 Chill Shot, Coconut Greens, Get Right, Golden Mylk, Holy Water, Royal Purp, Activated Broth, Turmeric Tonic, Love Tonic, Hot Chaga-lit

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PRODUCTS IN THIS BOX

Clay Shooter
Clay Shooter

Clay Shooter

Bentonite clay meets shilajit. A detox powerhouse and a mineral-dense, tar-like resin from the Himalayas. This is not intended to tantalize tastebuds. Think clay mask for your gut.

ingredients: reverse osmosis H2O, bentonite clay, shilajit

nutrition: 0 cals • 0g carbs • 0g sugar • 0g protein • 0g fat

consume: within 14 days

Kill Shot
Kill Shot

Kill Shot

This bad boy’s rep precedes it. Formulated to boost immunity, soothe inflammation and promote detoxification; we describe it as a healthy punch in the face to all that ails.

ingredients: camu camu, oil of oregano, echinacea, ginger, turmeric, local honey, lemon, green apple

nutrition: 72 cals • 20g carbs • 13g sugar • 1g protein • 0g fat

consume: within 10 days

Chill Shot
Chill Shot

Chill Shot

Increased EMF & blue light exposure make it difficult to achieve restful sleep. This potent blend aims to help you wind down, rest up & catch those elusive REM & deep sleep vibes. Consume 20 mins before bed, allocate 7+ hours for sleep.

ingredients: reishi, chaga, GABA, melatonin, L-theanine, chamomile, magnesium, valerian root, hemp oil, local honey

nutrition: 25 cals • 2g carbs • 2g sugar • 0g protein • 2g fat

consume: within 14 days

Coconut Greens
Coconut Greens

Coconut Greens

This 50/50 blend of lean greens and raw coconut water is perfection. Think low sugar electrolyte paradise, that also happens to purify blood, increase blood flow, and regulate blood pressure.

ingredients: thai coconut water, cucumber, romaine, celery, kale

nutrition: 63 cals • 9g carbs • 8g sugar • 3g protein • 0g fat

consume: within 5 days

Get Right
Get Right

Get Right

Named for its uncanny ability to get you back to 100% while going down easy like Sunday mornin’. This balanced, crowd-pleasing sweet green is alkalizing, anti-inflammatory, and loaded with phytonutrients.

ingredients: kale, cucumber, pear, lime, ginger

nutrition: 155 cals • 35g carbs • 25g sugar • 2g protein • 0g fat

consume: within 5 days

Holy Water
Holy Water

Holy Water

Three wise men brought baby Jesus precious gifts of Gold, Frankincense & Myrrh. Here’s our upgraded version: an immune-boosting, inflammation-soothing, stress-reducing blend that facilitates healthy skin & deep sleep. God bless.

ingredients: reverse osmosis H2O, turmeric, lemon, local honey, frankincense, myrrh, hemp extract (50mg)

nutrition: 60 cals • 15g carbs • 11g sugar • 0g protein • 1g fat

consume: within 7 days

Royal Purp
Royal Purp

Royal Purp

This adaptogenic purple drink powerfully supports longevity & immunity by pairing the undisputed king & queen of the mushroom kingdom with immune-boosting superfruit royalty. Raw local honey, clove & cinnamon tactfully sweeten while fending off all dis-ease.

ingredients: chaga, reishi, elderberry, camu camu, local honey, cinnamon, clove

nutrition: 70 cals • 20g carbs • 18g sugar • 0g protein • 0g fat

consume: within 5 days

Activated Broth
Activated Broth

Activated Broth

We start with the highest quality bones, simmer them for 72 hours, then spike it with every potent ayurvedic ingredient you could ask for. The result: this gut-healing, immune- boosting, soft-tissue supporting superfood broth. Drink daily for optimal everything.

ingredients: beef broth, chicken broth. lime, ginger, turmeric, turkey tail, coconut cream, apple cider vinegar, pink himalayan salt

nutrition: 140 cals • 3g net carbs • sugar • 17g protein • 5g fat

consume: within 10 days

Golden Mylk
Golden Mylk

Golden Mylk

This velvety ayurvedic blend of warming aromatics & medicinal spices is aimed to soothe inflammation & digestion, bolster immunity, support thyroid and hormonal functions. Appropriate for any time of day, especially as an afternoon or after-dinner treat.

ingredients: reverse osmosis H2O, brazil nut, coconut butter, local honey, turmeric, ginger, vanilla, cinnamon, black pepper, 50mg hemp extract

nutrition: 328 cals • 20g carbs • 24g sugar • 5g protein • 20g fat

consume: within 5 days

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SOOTHE

$132.00